WTH? Bad Listing Photos Aka a Homage to Prince

WTH? Bad Listing Photos Aka a Homage to Prince

Jen Angotti
May 3, 2016

Sometimes, listing photos make you scratch your head and say “wth?” A few of my favorites below.

Living room with purple carpet, white armchairs, a wooden rocking chair, and geometric wall decorations.

Kitchen with glossy pink cabinets, built-in wine storage, black countertops, and stainless steel appliances.

Home office with purple carpet, shuttered windows, and a white desk and chair.

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White brick home entrance with black iron steps, skeletons, and pumpkins for Halloween.

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